Episode 134: A Minimum of Eels

• John is running an old OS because a new one will invariably be destructive. 
• Podcast quality
• "Hey, phone, quit having such a good fucking time." -JR
• John is trying to get through life with a minimum of eels sucking on him. What he does not want is any eels. 
  • Subscription services and service fees. 
• Macklemore haircuts. 
  • Youth fashion has caught up with John. 
• Hulu Plus advertising. "It's mostly there because they hate you." -MM
  • "First principle: they want you to pay a little bit of money for something that's extremely easy. But in this case they're going 'Fuck. You.'" -MM
    • Re: Comcast, Verizon, Hulu, whoever. 
• Supertrain will be powered by vintage toasters. 48 minutes. 
• 51 minutes. Being Merlin's sole life partner: it's going to take some compartmentalization. 
• Tidying John's project room. 
• John collects cheapo security things. 
  • "He has nothing of value and hundreds of ways to hide it." -MM