Episode 132: You Cannot Lie to Your Pants


 * "Your pants know the truth about you." -MM
 * iPhones, space pens, Skoal cans. The evidence will be worn into your jeans.
 * John used to lecture his friends about what they were doing wrong, but he envied the chew can ring.
 * "If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass hopping." -MM
 * Coworking and John's efforts to just distract everyone. 25:30.
 * John gets a practice space.
 * 35:50- Richard Hugo is Merlin's 2nd favorite American poet. Like all healthy boys, he has a list.
 * John should've gotten rich in Seattle real estate.
 * "It sounds like they put a microphone down a manhole cover and the band was playing in a truck that was driving by." -JR
 * The Replacements, Buffalo Tom vs.