Episode 192: King of Tahiti


 * John has been sick. 104º and then freezing cold. This is no normal cold, it’s a virus.
 * “It could’ve been something worse, that’s why we ordered all these tests…” John as his doctor.
 * Elective Surgery:
 * “There’s more to plastic surgery than looking like a cat lady.” -MM
 * “I’m going to grind my face apart until it’s just a soul patch touching a nose.” -JR
 * “I’m hoping the technology somewhere along the line will give me aluminum teeth or teeth that are made of plexiglass that have little goldfish swimming in them.” -JR
 * Moving his teeth forward would increase John’s mustache space.
 * 30:30- Setting the time on a Rolex
 * Tattoo removal is going to be big, unless it isn’t.
 * Hot rod tattoos don’t go out of style. Hippie tattoos do.
 * 50:30- Roscoe/Skeeter died. Gary still lives in the van in the yard.
 * John now has to avoid Gary.
 * "Gary, look, of all the things that you shouldn't be representing to me right now is the power of Jesus, old living-in-your-van, street-drunk guy." -JR
 * Skeeter had a neck tattoo of a giant mosquito sucking blood out of his neck, hence the name.
 * "Remember the party in 1982 where you said 'I'm Roscoe!' and it just stuck?" -JR
 * Gary is now top dog.
 * "The boy prince has ascended." -MM
 * 58:45- John's doctors visit was to the emergency room.
 * He went to the bathroom, and his doctor gave him a titter.
 * He made the mistake of mentioning online that he'd had a fever for four days.
 * He can't take the codeine cough syrup because it's narcotic, but he filled the prescription. It vindicated the severity of his illness.
 * He took the cough syrup, 5mL twice.
 * "Do I need to go to an AA meeting for the first time in a year and a half and throw my 20-year coin at them and say 'I start over?'"-JR
 * Then he took 7 mL. This was too much.
 * "That was me upping the dose hoping I could scrape the underside of feeling something." -JR
 * And that was the end of that.
 * "The furthest little test." -JR
 * "Meetings keep that voice at bay by reminding you what can happen." -JR