Episode 134: A Minimum of Eels


 * John is running an old OS because a new one will invariably be destructive.
 * Podcast quality
 * "Hey, phone, quit having such a good fucking time." -JR
 * John is trying to get through life with a minimum of eels sucking on him. What he does not want is any eels.
 * Subscription services and service fees.
 * Macklemore haircuts.
 * Youth fashion has caught up with John.
 * Hulu Plus advertising. "It's mostly there because they hate you." -MM
 * "First principle: they want you to pay a little bit of money for something that's extremely easy. But in this case they're going 'Fuck. You.'" -MM
 * Re: Comcast, Verizon, Hulu, whoever.
 * Supertrain will be powered by vintage toasters. 48 minutes.
 * 51 minutes. Being Merlin's sole life partner: it's going to take some compartmentalization.
 * Tidying John's project room.
 * John collects cheapo security things.
 * "He has nothing of value and hundreds of ways to hide it." -MM