Episode 47: Esquivalience


 * The official D-list starfuckery edition.
 * John’s houseguest anxieties:
 * They’re making bacon, getting into his chili, messing with his globes, taking pictures of his candlesticks, putting snuffed out cigarettes in the garbage, eating non-canonical jerkies.
 * John and Merlin hate hearing about other peoples’ dreams.
 * The problem with John Roderick is it all sounds so plausible until you hear the point where is not plausible and it’s very difficult to know where the line is. There’s a rack of cowboy boots.” -MM
 * There are braille Playboys.
 * Trap streets (11:30).
 * Stuxnet program (22 minutes).
 * “You think I don’t have a small bag packed!? I’ve got a safe room. I’ve got a decoy safe room. I’ve got a tunnel under the street, and I have a tunnel away from the street.” -JR
 * Home Security
 * Motion detectors
 * Panopticon
 * John as the Harriett Tubman of indie rock.
 * Planes that weren’t there and unmarked Navy planes (33 minutes).
 * John’s neighbor shoots at the teenage boy found in his daughter’s room.
 * Merlin can identify delivery  companies by the sound of their trucks (41:40).
 * The Roderick family crest: “Roast Beef Sandwich. Everything Is Related."
 * John goes to Bob’s Guns (See episode 34 for original story)
 * They teach John to field strip and clean the gun.
 * The guys go to John’s local 7/11.
 * He prepares them for the phalanx of junkies they’re about to encounter.
 * Merlin knows a rifle cadence.
 * Amazon prime, Merlin ordering paper.
 * Merlin’s family from Guyana (1 hour or so).
 * Recycling on Supertrain.
 * Who will be the CEO when John dies?
 * "Supertrain has no one destination.” -JR
 * Ziplines
 * May be a good escape route for Merlin’s house.
 * The downside of the west is earthquakes and volcanoes.
 * "I hope to Christ I have everything I need.” -JR