Episode 85: Steamin' John


 * John is sick. He ate two cans of progresso chicken noodle soup, but he left the noodles. He is still not eating carbohydrates.
 * "For every 50 humidifiers, there is 1 dehumidifier."
 * Apparently Theraflu is almost as good as heroin.
 * John’s parents made him take 6 years of French, and he regrets every minute. Thats 6 years of small engine repair that he forewent. He’d be Elon Musk right now, or be able to build Supertrain on his own.
 * And play Uno on it, normally a French train activity.
 * John plans to get his daughter into Karate so that she’s automatically cast into nerdom in high school.
 * Better than Magic the Gathering: “Well, I don’t want her to be retarded.”—JR
 * John and Merlin do not believe that Iceland exists. You have to measure their currency by the price of mushrooms.